- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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