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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

rent a cops

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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