- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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