- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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