- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my tractor?

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Jordan is pregant

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Eric is gay Ha

tea with milk?

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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