- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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