A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Rylan Clark

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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