What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Where's my tractor?

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Anti Joke

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