A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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John Cena

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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rocky is here again.......................

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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