- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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