Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

You know what's funny? A well told joke

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Lindsay Lohan

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...