- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Jordan is pregant

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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