What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

knock knock... ...no answer

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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