- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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