- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

so...um, yeah

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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