A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Well this is pointless.....

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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