- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

so...um, yeah

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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