Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

cory

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

your no better than a cockroach

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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