- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

you see theres this guy.

mikey is cute

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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