How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

your no better than a cockroach

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

dyslexics of the world untie!

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

hi mom

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

cory

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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