roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Mahmy

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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