- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

A dyslexic blind man

like this if you think what ever you want to..

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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