WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Fat people

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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