- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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