What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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read this sentence again.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Guest what in the butt

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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