why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Death by kayak

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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