What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why didn't he finish his

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Anti Joke

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