Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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knock knock come in !

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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