Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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