- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Jacob Edwards has friends.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

so today i took a poop. hehe

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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