- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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