Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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The Qur'an

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Anti Joke

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