- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Women's rights.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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