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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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