- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Women's rights.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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