- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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