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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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