- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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