- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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