How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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