- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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