Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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The child was fired from his job.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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