What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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