- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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