- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Where's my tractor?

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

what is worse than a guy pissed?

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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