In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Then none of us want to be right.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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