your face is kinda funny

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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