- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What do black people eat? Food.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

rent a cops

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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