why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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