Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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YOLO

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Anti Joke

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