- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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