What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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