- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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