- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Sixty... eight

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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