Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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whats long and black? a baton

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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