- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

This is my favorite antijoke.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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