- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Vagina cream... end of story

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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