Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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