- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

child labor

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

run farther?

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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