why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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