Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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