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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Women's rights.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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