so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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roy g biv

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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