You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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