Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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