- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Dwight Howard

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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