Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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