- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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