- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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