- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

how do you win a game try your best

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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