what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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american idol

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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