A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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