What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Jovan

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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