- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

An Asian with a big dick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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