- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Women's rights.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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