- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Cancer. Super Cancer.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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